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Fri Dec 19, 2008, 4:23 PM

Dear Guys,

here's a piece of advice, from me to you, girl to boy: pull your trousers up! Yes, you look really sexy in that shirt; yes, those trousers show off your legs to your advantage, but just because you like seeing our lingerie, doesn't mean we want to see yours. I'm sorry, but our bods are just a way more aesthetically pleasing shape than yours. Don't worry though, we still love you.

xx

p.s. And don't even think about wearing those ridiculously pointy-toed leather shoes.

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~Iorhaelwen Dec 19, 2008, 5:03:49 PM

Hahaha. Trufax.

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try so hard to make the pieces all fit
smash it apart just for the fuck of it

~MisterKitz Dec 20, 2008, 9:08:48 AM

That has made me laugh!
And I know a few of the people that I think that was directed at!
It isn't a pretty sight is it?
And why oh why do they also insist on wearing a belt? If you're wearing a belt, use it for what it was intended for - which is to hold your trouser waistline up to somewhere akin to your belly button!

~Ailoura-aithe Dec 20, 2008, 12:28:31 PM

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Would you like me to lie to you now?

~Ailoura-aithe Dec 20, 2008, 12:32:11 PM

it's mostly aimed at half the guys performing at the Duchess last night (particularly Summerlin), but it's general advice to any guy who thinks that the waistline is somewhere halfway down the bum (or lower!)